THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF HORROR (1969) a lost classic

THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF HORROR
aka HORROR HOUSE (US title)
(1969, UK)

(UPDATED March 2012, for new UK DVD release)
"They thought it would be fun to be frightened!"
I keep revisiting The Haunted House of Horror, partly out of nostalgia having watched it late at night on TV over three decades, partly because I'm sure it would have been a classic, if only it had been left alone. I've always felt that there was something different about the film, particularly the way the slasher plot is subverted in a way that hasn't been seen since. I can't spoil it for the uninitiated though...

Because of a huge script rewrite and reshoot halfway through production, we've lost what could have been a key horror film of the sixties. An intricate, dark, ground-breaking story that has almost been reduced to a silly teen slasher. As it stands, it's still ten years ahead of Halloween and Friday the 13th, with murder scenes far bloodier than either.

But the movie also endures because the original intent of the script can still be enjoyed, if the viewer endures a few lesser scenes. Of course, this game (which I've been playing for years) is now made easy by the director's commentary track which now pinpoints what was his (certainly every scene with Avalon and Haworth), and amusingly explains why.

Frankie Avalon and Julian Barnes firmly holding their candles

It all starts in Carnaby Street, the centrepoint of swinging sixties fashion in London's Soho (shot on location there and in Liberty's famous store round the corner). Unlike the Austin Powers depiction, it was a fairly ordinary row of clothes shops, the fab gear inside made the place famous. Here we meet Gary and Dorothy on a coffee break. They're planning on going to a party. But Gary gets drunk down the pub first. He recovers in time to join his groovy gang of friends and split the party to seek thrills at an old mansion which has been abandoned since a gruesome murder.

"Let's have a seance." They do. They get scared. They split up and scour the old dark house by candlelight. One of them gets hacked up by a very large knife. The party's over... But wait a minute, since the house was all closed off and bolted from the inside, that must mean that one of them is the killer! Leader of the gang, Chris decides to avoid trouble with the police and solve the mystery himself, by getting the gang to agree to lie about the murder and hides the body...

A stagey publicity still - Avalon kneels over a red herring

I can't recommend this film without a few qualifiers. Away from the 'haunted house' itself, there's too little murderous atmosphere or intrigue. The funky fashions and language still amuse, but there's some dull police procedural stuff, them lagging far behind the audience.

In the Tigon DVD boxset, there's a director's commentary track that helps explain - for instance, one of the central gang members was bumped up from bit-part to co-star when David Bowie ducked out of the project. Bowie would have played Richard, a character that Julian Barnes annoyingly plays as naive, but still catches an essence of ambiguous sexuality that the part originally required. Similarly, Gina Warwick as Sylvia had her part totally changed, with a completely trumped up subplot about her affair with a married man (actor George Sewell on a break from TV's UFO) that dominates the movie.

Thankfully, there are more experienced actors such as Frankie Avalon - here trying to get back to serious roles as Chris, a rich kid playing down a drugs charge. Quite a change from his endless Beach Party movies and way before his hit cameo in Grease.

Playing his bitchy girlfriend is the haunted-looking Jill Haworth, who had a big break in Hollywood (as an Otto Preminger 'discovery' in Exodus) that fizzled out and a big break on Broadway (as the original Sally Bowles in Cabaret!) that fizzled out. Over-qualified, but always giving her best, Haworth usually makes these Brit-horrors the only reason to watch. It! (from 1967 - a latterday take on The Golem legend, also starring Roddy McDowall), and the truly awful The Mutations (1974 - a Freaks update with Tom Baker and Donald Pleasence). But I recommend her similarly themed, trapped teens (in a lighthouse) slasher Tower of Evil (1972).

Anyhow, despite the shortcomings, it's the atmosphere inside the house that still grabs me, and here I enjoy imagining the film it might have been. Two pivotal murders in particular are still shocking today, and it's no surprise to learn that they were the bloodiest ever seen up to that point. (The director figures this was because the chief censor at the BBFC, John Trevelyan, was a friend of his!)

But also, there's a genuinely unsettling hysteria that overtakes the characters when they're in the house. For a few delirious scenes, it evokes a ghastly sense of the killer's madness, and what it would be like to be trapped in a house with a nutter with a knife. This is particularly helped by the soundtrack kicking in with frantic, echoing violins...

Making a debut on DVD from Anchor Bay (in the boxset below), the film has been remastered from one of the brighter prints. The VHS version, and recent TV showings have been from a ridiculously darkened print, where you could barely see anything at all in the night scenes. This DVD makes the film look almost brand new, almost too bright! Considering the original title was The Dark, we now see characters stumbling around in well-lit sets pretending not to see where they've dropped their candles.
 

 

In 2005, Anchor Bay's Tigon Collection DVD boxset presented the film in non-anamorphic widescreen 1.66, with a marvellous commentary track from the writer/director Michael Armstrong who gets to set the record straight as to which scenes he shot before the film was wrested away from him by the producer! Armstrong (who went on to direct the even more brutal Mark of the Devil) has his knives out for AIP producer Louis 'Deke' Heyward and director Gerry Levy, who shot the extra scenes that subverted the original script.

Armstrong, in surprisingly good humour, constantly has to point out scenes where "none of this is mine". It was his first film as director and he'd set up an intricate script with complex, realistic characters and a gay character pivotal to the relationships within the gang. This plotline is now only visible as sub-text and should have elevated the film to that of a controversial thriller. 

Thankfully that same commentary has made it over onto this new UK DVD (released November 2011), the movie finally presented as a stand-alone release, further improved by a 16:9 widescreen anamorphic presentation. This reveals more picture information at the sides while using the same source, with all the bloody scenes of the Tigon boxset version included (I checked this with a side-by-side comparison). Armstrong's original script of The Dark is also included on the disc as a pdf file. On presentation alone, this Odeon Entertainment DVD is the definitive release for me.

Much more about the making of the film, here in director Michael Armstrong's own website.

A look at the horror films of Jill Haworth here.


 

SCARED (2005) Thai slasher movie DVD review

SCARED

(2005, Thailand)

Thailand all-region PAL DVD release

 

Cross Friday the 13th with a Battle Royale body count and you get the Thailand horror film Scared

A busload of impossibly pretty schoolkids on a school trip deep in a Thai rainforest. Stranded by an accident, the survivors are picked off one by one in increasingly gruesome ways. But who is murdering them and why?

 

There are so many teenagers on the bus, that there is never really a chance to work out the relationships between any of the kids or even enough who the characters are. Just when you think you are getting to know them a little, they’re dead!


After some feeble initial 'shocks', the death scenes get more unexpected - the variable special effects are rather gory and occasionally digitally aided. Just like Friday the 13th, the death scenes are the most entertaining thing in this film - the same murder weapon is never used twice, there's a lot of kids on the bus, and there's some neat new agricultural implements we haven't seen before...

But there’s very little plot and the music (usually the backbone of atmosphere and suspense) is thin, inconsistent and uninvolving. I was disappointed to notice a boom microphone ducking into the image a couple of times in an early scene - haven't seen that sort of error for a while - Shutter this isn't. Not is it Scream. The staging of much of the action makes the characters seem stupid, as they ignore many of the basic Scream rules of horror films. If only they’d all calmed down and stuck together…

But I don't want to be too hard on Scared. As the film opens, you get a unique look at some of the end of year Thai school festivities and there's a beautifully staged scene in the school hall, which promises a film of Thai traditions. But instead it soon descends into a rip of western slasher films – no logic, lots of blood and screaming and a rather high body count.

German DVD release

The main disappointment is that the film doesn’t look nearly as moody as the fantastic posters, nor do any of the events in the posters accurately appear in the film.

It's entertaining though. The photography is nicely done, on what looks like high definition video cameras almost looking as good as film. The locations are unusual, particularly the early rainforest scenes, making it vaguely reminiscent of Cannibal Holocaust, especially with loads of stakes sticking out of the ground.

This is certainly a spirited effort that may please gorehounds and collectors of horror cliches, but not fans of originality and clever plotting.
The Thai DVD has no English subtitles, but once the film gets going, there's not a lot of dialogue anyway. In the extras, there's a trailer, TV spots, a brief behind-the-scenes segment, some wallpapers and a commentary in Thai. The image is 16:9 anamorphic, the audio is a clear 5.1 mix, and even legitimate Thailand DVDs are very reasonably priced.

Again, great posters...

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